SOME RANDOM GUY WHO WANTED HITS... AND IT WORKED.

By now we all know that if you want any hits or TV time all you have to do is say the magic word. Robert Pattinson. Here is a man who clearly is so far geektown that he makes my ass hurt when even Rob's name dribbles out of his mouth with the same words as whateverthehellthesepplgotoplaytheirfantasyworldgames. And they say we are obsessed with making fictional into reality. He starts off good, but then loses me through a whole two minutes. Good luck and just press the button if you want to hear words that make no sense.