ROBERT PATTINSON POEM THAT JUST TELLS IT LIKE IT IS

The Things He Makes Us Do

When you run your fingers through your hair

We think things most women wouldn't dare

When you flash us that perfect grin

You don't want to know what then begins

When you stare us down with bedroom eyes

We confess to you our sins and lies

When you let out that charming chuckle

More than our shoes start to unbuckle

When you left a few buttons undone

That alone started a lot of fun

When your gorgeous voice sings any song

We know with you is where we belong

When you show your butt that's not quite there

Our eyes can do nothing but just stare

When you say no one wants to date you

We throw our hands up and scream "I do!"

When you bite your lip or suck a straw

All we can do is watch you in awe 

When your voice proves that you are a Brit

We spend days Twittering about it

When you wear that worn out Stoli shirt

In a good way, our hearts start to hurt

When you show up with a book in hand

We vote all other men to be banned

When you make flannel and plaid look hot

Husbands and boyfriends? Oops! We forgot!

When you lick your all-too-perfect lips

There are many beats that our hearts skip

Dearest Robert, if only you knew

All the crazy things you make us do

MANY THANKS TO @TWIJONAS3!! She worked so hard on this poem and was so generous to let me post. :))